What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
"You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else."
It is not your job to be physically appealing to every other person in the world.
- It is NOT
- your job
- to be physically appealing
- to anyone in the world
- BUT YOU.
So if you wanna wear leggings as pants (and really I don’t know why you wouldn’t, they’re sexy as fuck) or yoga pants to go to the store or shorts or a bikini or a full body bathing suit or a fucking business suit or WHATEVER IT IS and you stop and think “Well, people my size (whatever size that may be) can’t” I want you to take a second and question why you can’t. Because I promise you that CAN’T is a fallacy. You absolutely CAN. You’ve just been told that you SHOULDN’T. So you put that outfit on and you take 500,000 selfies in it and post it all over the web and you ROCK THAT FUCKING SHIT and everyone who is not a brain washed close minded simpleton will love you every bit as much as YOU love you because YOU ARE FABULOUS.
The truthiest truth to ever be truthed.
You open it up and can’t find anything you want.
So you go away.
Only to come back and look for something new and leave disappointed.
"I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind."
you wanna know how i got these scars
Fandom is knowing that, across the globe, hundreds of other people are screaming ‘NO FUCK YOU’ at their televisions and curling up on the floor and crying at exactly the same moment as you are.