kimberlynann:

ifyoubreaktheuniverse:

nailpolishbreath:

monsieurpaprika:

imwalterwhitebitches:

braiking-void:

smktty:

sweetlittlekitty:

holymotherofrowling:

oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds

this is SO BAD

“… YOU OKAY?”

This is how socially awkward people flatter women during sex.

“his erection at the entrance of my sex.”

Yes.

I can’t fap to this.

I BOUGHT MY MOM THESE FUCKING BOOKS BECAUSE SHE WANTED THEM REALLY BAD AND IM A GOOD KID AND I JUST STARED AT HER WITH THIS FACE FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT

sam you bought your mom smut how does it feel

Aargh

AARGH THERE GOES MY VIRGINITY

These should never have been written.

(Source: crispycheezefriez, via kayleelovesstrawberries)

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    Do people really think about “acclimatizing” when they’re fucking?

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    the author isn’t a very good writer.

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    I normally skim lemons in fanfics…buT THIS IS NOT WORTHY OF EVEN BEING CALLED SMUT.

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