Reblogged from shadowpiranha :
Ugh. How many times I have had to say all of this in my life. It’s ridiculous.
Ugh this happens to me all the time. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.
(Source: preservedcucumbers)
being my kid suddenly makes...be covered in poop...snot all...
L.O.V.E the whole “it’s not fair to the child. You can’t do that to your kid” spiel...get...
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I choose not to have children because I, like my father (and possibly grandmother, although none of us dare say it...
Second time it’s been on my dash. Time to reblob.

#5 | MASK/Covered Eyes/Covered Mouth
May or may not be slightly stoned right now. Smoking weed in the sun is fun :)
So glad I got my...
#2 | deCAPitation
these are my weed cookies from the other night, no jealousy needed
What it feels like to be a little monster!
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