February 2012
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I'm Ali, and this is my newest tattoo.
If you look closely, you can see where it covers my self-injury scars. And funny enough, the scars seem to enhance the texture in his face/head area.
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So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia
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Whoever coined the term "ass pirate" doesn't know...
faerieeglow:
billybootstoasses:
faerieeglow:
billybootstoasses:
Asses are awesome.
Pirates are awesome.
Who WOULDN’T want to be an ass pirate?
I literally just died.
I don’t think literally was the right word there, lol.
This is true xD
I would love to be an ass pirate.
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When you're telling and a story and someone else...
and you’re like
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STARKIDPOTTER IS DOING A BATMAN MUSICAL
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In which Ashley and I text about someone's dating...
Me: Did Douchebag McFuckass fly to ANOTHER state for ANOTHER chick???
Ashley: Yes.
Ashley: Trying to date women online from Narnia isn't going to work out for him.
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How do I always do this?
I am natural human repellent.
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I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to... →
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The first 10 minutes of every Doctor Who episode
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So, Friday, I've got a huge tattoo appointment.
I’m talking I’ve already been warned that I’ll be in the chair for at LEAST 6 hours. We’re FINALLY doing more work on my (planned) leg piece with the Alice In Wonderland theme. So far, I’ve only got my Cheshire Cat done on it, and that was done back in 2009, so we haven’t worked on it in a WHILE. My artist is designing her own rendition of the Caterpillar for me...
Reblog if you want a 'FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
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This’ll be good.
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